20 things I learned from watching Shrek 2:
Last Updated: 5/27/04
1) Ogiers are analagous to african americans....dispite the fact that its insulting to compare a giant green monster with disgusting habits to being black.
2) Black men should not be judged by their skin color...dispite the fact that they've just been compared to Ogiers...wow, just a little hypocracy their.
3) Ogiers live up to their sterotypes in the movie, completely, never did we see an ogier do something out of charecter, so going with the analogy...hum. Perhaps they should have thought that analogy through a little better.
4) The land of Far Far Away is synomous with Hollywood.
5) Hollywood is full of assholes and racists.
6) Their are no ogiers(african americans) who live in the land of Far Far Away(Hollywood).
7) Even if their where, they'd be much happier in the swamp, so we shouldn't be concerned about that.
8) Ogiers belong in the swamp, and can't cope with civilization...combined with the african american analogy, I'm starting to wonder who wrote this movie....
9) A 2 1/2 pound cat can kick the crap out of a 300 pound ogier...until he gets a hair ball...
10) Ugly woman are really transexuals...WHO WROTE THIS MOVIE?
11) Woman should make tremendous changes to live with their man, including drastic physical alterations.
12) Woman should never try to change their husband, or force them to visit her family.
13) Men should never make any changes for his wife...after all, it isn't that important.
14) A rich white man will attempt to have an ogier(black man) if that ogier(black man) marries his daughter.
15) Once you go green(black) you never go back....
16) An obnoxious white man is really just a frog on the inside.
17) Power corrupts, especialy fairy godmothers.
18) Fairy God mothers have very large sons and while they can do all sorts of magical things, this does not include wieght lose.
19) Eddy Murphy makes a funny donkey but makes a piss poor horse.
